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September 26, 2006 You're Ugly = I hate you... Ever look at someone and just can't stand them. The look that they have on their face is something of pure infuriation to you. I am a people watcher, only stalking a few, I observe people day to day to try and just learn about them. Yet no matter how many people I see there is always someone who I look at whose appearance just infuriates me. If this is you, then tough, most likely if I had a problem with you I could really kick your ass so bring it.
First are people that just look ugly. I swear that when I become so rich that people pay to hear me speak I will require the government to make a law about fat/ugly people. You will be observed, and if you are too ugly then tough... you stay inside. Its really not a difficult concept. Yet if people were to hear this they would be so upset. My name would be called for and people would want to see me killed. Yet I'm not saying that you have to be Attractive, but you just cant be ugly. Oh don't pretend like you care for those ugly people. They just start to make you mad after a while. How can you let yourself go like that. I don't have a problem with people that gain 20 even 30 loose pounds. That crap happens and I'm sure before I die I'll have put on a little bit of a belly once or twice in my life. No I'm not talking about people like that, I'm talking about the people that put on 100 extra pounds. Even more infuriating than that is the ones that gain 300 some odd pounds and then plain it on heredity. That is just a joke, when your Mom and Dad's weight summed together are less than your own... it isn't you damn genes. Yet fat and ugly are just the first people that get on my nerves without doing anything directly to me.
Next is a person that I know everyone has come in contact with at least once in their life. A Lazy person. I see these people, and there lazy sitting around ways, doing nothing and I just KABOOM explode ready to just beat the living daylights of them. Its hard to think how they can be that lazy. Once again my required "understanding side" has to come out and say "Now CargillK, you know that you put things off too." But thats BS compared to these people, they are still setting up for their own 3rd birthday they take so long to do things. Its all good to sit in front of the television and watch the game. Maybe even to take a nap during the break between games and watch the second one. Yet every game.... in one season HOLY MOTHER OF OISFHLASDFSFD. You gotta be kidding me. These people see opportunitites go by and honestyl think that they have a chance in the world at places that require you to be to a meeting. They think that the world revolves around them... and that trtait brings me to my next person Im close to being ready to kill.
People who honestly have ne realiztion that they are not the cener of the universe. Everthing is not for you pricess sonofabitch and if you can't get used to it I'll cut off your hands. There are people that go everyday with their mouth shut tryingto work their hardest to make friends and you just don't get it when people don't come flying to yo. Start thinking about other people, maybe that way you won't be painted as a terrorist and caught in the middle when something happends. Not that I know anything for all you government agents that are now reading my blog, You people arae going to get a rude awakenting when people just stop standing for it, and just leave you out, by yourself, to fend for yourselves. I laugh at you selfish jerks,you are so selfish and wrapped up in yourselves that you don't even realize that there are 37 people standing behind you talking about every single fault you have ever made in your life. Which brings me to my last person.
Goths. If you are a goth, you better have strong resolve when reading this caus eI am gonna tear you a new one.
Posted by cargillk at September 26, 2006 4:54:07am
June 25, 2006 Ummm McHello? Ever go to a fast food place and get basically no service. You walk in the door and immediately can tell things are off to a bad start when the Janitor looks up at you and mutters something about Damn Racist... and you're both white. Then you get up to the counter, after waiting for Shaquita to serve her shawties. Then you finally get up there and she looks at you, doesn't say anything, just stares at you. This is complicating to you, especially since Shauntell, Shalika, and Mike in the group in front of you got a very cheery gold toothed smile the entire time their order was being taken. So you say hi and she stares, mostly in amazement that you spoke to her. She is obviously far superior to you since she does work at McDonalds. Yet still you continue, but when you change your mind on whether or not a large frie or medium frie would suit you better the obvious frustration she is experiencing with your mere existence is beginning to overflow. But you're still not done. Your final bill comes to somewhere around 5.23, and the fact that you would even consider paying with a 20 has Shakillya rolling her eyes. So you try to make up for it by payiing with a card, but that just means that she has to move her hand back and forth a thousand times before deciding that the machine is broken. Sooooo the manager comes out, and he has obviously enjoyed his work at McDonalds and it shows around his size 56 waist. It is soon determined that you Visa Platinum is the problem and that there could be nothing wrong with the grease covered machine. Finally you get your food and return to your car, only to open your bag, and realize they gave you the wrong food... you start the car and drive off.
Posted by cargillk at June 25, 2006 5:01:55pm
June 24, 2006 Bawk Bawk Ok so this happens to everyone, everyday. You are driving down the road and you come to traffic in which the only way you can get in line is for someone to let you in. Someone nice right. But what about those three people that drove right by you. Most likely they have the little Jesus Fish on the back of their car, and would yell at you for not opening the door for an old lady, yet when it comes down to them letting in your 1983 Honda Accord, they're 2008 Mercedes SLImakemorethanyou-540 isn't just fit to follow your vehicle. Apparently the pollution put out by your emission inspected vehicle is just too much for their 6 figure lungs. I understand that it takes a set of huge kahunas to cut me off and save those 3 seconds of precious driving time, but at least make it official by staring me down as you drive by so I can look back and whimper. I mean you did just cut me off, you are the better of the two of us, why can't you turn your precious little head and make sure that I know you are better. Or is it that if you were to look in my direction you would understand how gutless you really are, especially when you have to peer into my gaze and realize you may have just cut off satan himself. Which makes me wonder what satan would drive? Probably one of those Hummer H3s, just so he could get on my nerves. Who the heck decided to take the ugliest car in the universe, make it uglier into a sequel (the H2) then horrify everyone with another attempt at pure ugliness. For that matter, is there a rule that says only complete freaking morons can drive Hummers. You would think with the size of the dang vehicle that they would have a driving test before you were allowed to get into the 25 foot wide chassie, but noooooooo. If you are somewhat competent they kick you out of the dealership and send you to the used P.O.S. lot. Yet if you go down to tie your shoe in the dealership and ask if a bunny has two ears or one to make sure you get that knot tight they must brighten up and tell you that you've already been approved for the car. Every stupid H3 that I see is parked in 4 spots, not the entire way, )like those guys who modify a piece of crap 1989 civic and thinks that it's now priceless) more like aq foot into each spot, just enough to keep anyone out of the spot that drives a normal vehicle. Then of course those four spots are the closest ones to the store. What the heck, did everyone see the Giant pulling in and decide all the sudden that their shopping was done. Heck no, and the best part is they are never parked out of designer stores, it's always outside of flippin Target. What, did Mr. I have a bigger car than you, spend all his money compensating for his shortcoming and forget that he need boxers! MORON! And it seems like every time I'm in target someone cuts me off while they are walking, and never even realize I'm there. So with all this ranting and raving, I have a proposal. Paintball guns. Yes, thats right paintball guns. I will be the first to have one, and then you must be approved by me, or one of my trusted assistants, to own your own paintball. Then whenever someone is just in too much of a hurry to let one car in front of them in the morning, they can drive around with the unwashable shame of lavender (or some homo color) on their tailights. If if someone in an H3lookatme parks in too many spots I can put a paintball grenade under that door handle so when they reach in BLAM BIATCH, now everyone knows you are straight up retarted. Or the next person who cuts me off while walking around a store, and then slows down to look at the KY jelly to the right, they'll just get three shots to the back of the head......and then maybe I'll use my paintball gun. Posted by cargillk at June 24, 2006 10:38:36pm
June 14, 2006 Ok, not kidding anymore Ok evgeryone who actually reads this, I'm not kidding anymore. I really am going to start trying to post in this. It is very difficult to find time to blog, but I think that I might be able to pull together some energy to get one done. Right now my mornings are starting at 4:50 when my alarm goes off, and I get up, skip breakfasat, and go swim for two hours. Thats right, my practice starts when your dreams about Anna Kournicova or Brad Pitt are just starting to get juicy. I swim close to 5 miles a practice, not completely by will but then again swimming is paying for ALL of my school now so I can't complain. I have begun to fall back in love with the sport, swimming is sort of like those peeps candies, they are only so good for so long. Yet once again it takes about three to four years to start to dislike the sport, and after a three month break, I think that I might be able to sprint to the finish.
Segwaying from sprint to the finish, today's practice was relatively interesting. After laying into the kids yesterday for being a bunch of morons while we were doing some abs, my stock in their eyes could not have been too high today. So with an apology in order I decided to sum up my courage and... make the practice a little bit easier. No luck on the control but honestly I really don't care. Thursday's meet is going to be ridiculously hard to win so if they only have fun and no work in practice that is fine by me... as long as they swim fast.
Talking about Thursday's meet, it has been turned into a Hawaiian theme. I figured, since our first two meets were easy to have fun at being as we won by no less than 125 points, that the first meet that we actually had a viable chance to lose, it should be so much fun that everyone forgets about the loss five minutes after it happens. Plus I pretty much gurantee all of the possible bonus that I can get and any extra some parents may want to donate.
Money is a wierd story in itself. I have been making plenty of it. You wouldn't believe how much parents to see little Johnny Cantswimworthacrap beat their neighbors Jeffery Soontodrown. I mean in 30 minutes, they pay me 25 dollars to maybe drop 3 seconds in one lap of swimming. Honestly you won't find many better instructors out there, but still they seem as if they will pay anything to see their kid beat some other kid. And then the best part, I have a sign up book in which they can see that their annoying neighbors have 2 lessons a week for their kin, so they have to put down 3 lessons a week for their own. Currently I run 27 lessons a week at a minimum of 25 dollars a piece, totaling to a BARE MINNIMUM of 675 a week. Then some of the lessons have two kids which cost 40 for half an hour, and some have 3 kids which costs 50 dollars for half an hour. There are serial killers who don't make this good a killing.
Yet the swimming goes, back and forth, and back and forth, forever, and ever, and ever. So the money better pour in, or I'm gonna pour out. And speaking of that, Im out!
Posted by cargillk at June 14, 2006 12:39:14pm
March 21, 2006 WKU A topper, yes sirs and mams I am officially a Western Kentucky Hilltopper, and not ashamed to say it. Its a big move I do admit, but I am very very excited. So in tribute I have some pictures of things for the WKU transition.
  
And this is me, and the last picture in a USC swimming uniform, ill miss the cocks!
 Posted by cargillk at March 21, 2006 3:33:33am
February 14, 2006 Fusion Anyone watch the Super Bowl? I did, and like usual, was bored to death by the "football" game. I was very intrigued by the large ammound of comedic commercials. I mean it is kind of funny that we have to make someone laugh more than the next to use our product. Shouldn't it be whichever commercial you take more serious, or whichever product you trust more? I think that making fun of something shouldn't make you want to buy a product. As much as I liked the Bud Light commercials...they did make me wonder, is Bud Light promoting drinking on the job? Well thats a sad statement and all. But nothing is sadder than the new obscenity from Gillette. The "Gillete Fusion®" which is a razor with 5 blades on one side and 1 blade on the other. As if to say "if you don't cut yourself with 5 blades, then we put one by itself on the other side to make it that much easier to slit your throat." I mean 5 blades is a bit ridiculous. Anyway I thought that they were going to continue the mach line...I even tried to convince them to keep the mach line with my own idea for an ad....
 They didn't take it too well...but I will keep trying. Well everyone, sorry I haven't updated in a while but please do pay close attention for I will be a little bit more loyal to my one, maybe two blog fans.
Posted by cargillk at February 14, 2006 11:11:33pm
February 03, 2006 He's a pu$$y @$$ b%t¢h and evrybody knows, Hey everyone. If you get the title of todays blog, your name is Steven, Pete, Amanda, or Kevin. Other than that you must be a very trusted person and interested in the subject matter. Now that anyone is looking at this and saying ok, ok, ok I give up, I don't care I'll move on. Sitting in math today I realized that math is such a crappy subject. With each different measurement and calculation you are either all wrong, or all right. In my case its usually all right (cough cough) but in most other cases it wrong. I mean in english you can at least suck up to the professor and hope that when he/she is grading your paper they will do it with a smile thinking that you are just oh so wonderful. I mean even in history you can fool the professor, or test grader into thinking that you know a lot about what you are talking about. As in the fact that I pretend to know what I'm talking about all the time, when actually 99% of the time I am totally clueless. Well now that I've admitted everything I guess its time for persecution. ADIOS!
Posted by cargillk at February 03, 2006 11:37:45pm
February 02, 2006 Thursdays... Ever notice how Thursday has been turned into that sort of crappy day that no one likes. I mean its not Friday, so its not the weekend. In stead it teases us as if to say "haha tomorrow is Friday and you can't do anything about it." I guess its not as bad as being Tuesday, I mean Monday is monday but Tuesday, by then you realize that you actually have to go through with the week. I mean I don't know about you but on Mondays there is always that hope that there will be some freak storm that will force us to not have any activities the remainder of the week. No school, no swimming, just sleeping. What a rough go at it that would be. Today was alright, I had a good laugh once again at the Family Guy line where Meg gets a make-over, and "hard-ass" Craig at there school looks at her and says "I only live by my rules, no one else's, not even my own." Haha, good one Craig. Other than that today has been a boring day. I watched The Legend of Bagger Vance today in english, or at least some of it, everyone in Savannah sucks according to that movie, if you ask me at least. But I know thats not true, I think. BTW, song of the day is "In My Place" by Coldplay, dunno why really. Lyrics got stuck in my head and I have been singing it all day, so look it up, illegally download it, feel no guilt, and get arrested down the road by the FBI b/c your hard drive contains 15,000 illegal documents, aka mp3s!!!!! But don't download it from me, one: b/c I don't download illegal music, (cough cough), and two: it has a glitch at the end which is really hard to sing. Talk to any loser that actually reads this later. PEACE!
p.s. shout out to Heather McKerrow, who was blessed with the gift of speaking to me today, feel lucky Heather...feel lucky
p.p.s. if I don't get this big coaching job in the ATL, someone is gonna die, maybe Heather...
Posted by cargillk at February 02, 2006 7:08:13pm
February 01, 2006 Boredom Amazing how boredom leads to everything. I mean Im really bored right now and all I want to do is something, like eat for instance, that would entertain me. I could go swim again, but no that would suck. I mean how many things are results of boredom. Is it possible that Napoleon was just bored and he decided that he would go conquer something, then more boredom set in so he conquered everything. I doubt it but that'd still be kind of cool. For that matter Napoleon Dynamite was definitely a result of boredom, and now watching it is a result of boredom as well. Its amazing how you can't watch that movie alone. I can watch a lot of movies by myself, and for all you perverts that doesn't include special ones, I have a GF for that. I mean everything stems from boredom, everything. I mean what am I doing right now? What are you doing right now? Why are you reading this? HAHA....we both are losers. Well thats my thoughts about boredom. Peace out.
PS. President Bush....bored...lets invade Iraq YAY!!!
Posted by cargillk at February 01, 2006 4:02:03pm
February 01, 2006 The Beginning In the beginning... Ok this is my first blog, so if you are reading this and are expecting something interesting, then get a life, and reade something else. This is just my spot to speak my mind and pretend that people are actually listening. Life is going all right, I mean I'm in school too much, swimming too much, and talking on the phone with Allie too much, but other than that I do nothing so life HAS to be good. Yet now that you are reading this you are wondering what I could talk about. Today is just a random quiz, which projector would you chose. I have a few ideas, all same price area, but totally different projectors, lemme know what you think.
 BenQ PE7800 - going for about 1300 on eBay
 Optoma EP719 - going for about 1100 on eBay
 Sanyo PLVZ3 - going for about 1500 on eBay
Those are just a few, probably the front runners on my list, but if you have any suggestions, feel free. Other than that, this blog won't be that boring, I'll start putting up my thoughts, and those should be interesting, maybe not intellectual but still interesting. Thanks for reading,
Kevin
Posted by cargillk at February 01, 2006 2:51:36pm
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